Taylor Swift, the beginning and end of all conversations
E: taylor swift is CUUUUTTTTTEEEE!!! ok thats all….
Studying as Don Draper
H: hrm.. where should i go to study today..
W: borders
to hit on those pretty girls who come in to study
wow them like Abed acting like Don Draper from Mad Men
OR .. you could just go up to them and go ‘Hello Ladies.. the name’s H and I’m a UCLA grad student working on my thesis.. it’s on the topic of pheromone attraction on studious females in public places… how am i doing?
lol
“Maybe you ladies could help me out with some.. field study work.. >WiNk<”
H: wow….
W: and then offer them a cigarette
hahahaa
Rachel Bilson
W:I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
RACHEL BILSON IS BACK IN HIMYM
SOOOOO HOT
patience young one..
H: i want to be done
so i can just find a job and work
blah
C: hahaha
one step at a time
i want to get married
but u don’t see me getting impatient do u?
well don’t answer that
fobby dating
w: oh btw
my friend just msged me.. said he started up a new dating site
hahahahahhaha
you should check it out
www.sayharro.com
lol
hilarious
h: sounds like a fobby dating site for fobs
there’s an appeal
guys or girls that want a dashing international man/girl of mystery
Pros vs Cons
H: hrm..
My life would seem brighter if i stuck around have something to do.. if there’s anything to do..
i feel like Ted
i need to pull out Pros and Cons notepad
W: lol
pros is that you have would have money
to get nice clothes and mack out..
get a hot girl at some club
some christian club i mean
have a family and live happily ever after
H: cons would be to die a horrible death faking work everyday
W: con is that you could get drunk with greed and money
meet some ugly girl at a club
get married out of drunken stupor, and live unhappily ever after, going after money and power
The REAL Solution
H: last night my internet went out
and was wondering… if it happened to other ppl too
W: hah.. maybe cuz of the earthquake?
Is it still out?
H: no its fine it happened like at 12:34 last night
W: hah.. wow..thats specific..
you could always call yer isp
H: yeah
i’m reading the support forum
they really like “I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience”
W: hah
H: its working this morning
but yeah i’m at work now so it doesnt matter
W: u know what the real solution is?
you need a girlfriend..
see.. if you had a girlfriend..
you wouldnt be at home to notice this lack of internet hubbub
you’d be out, being happy with the girl of your dreams.. thats the REAL solution
: )
see now i’ve taken it on myself to fix your internet problems for you by finding you a girl
hahaha i dunno.. strange things happen when you have a girlfriend
never fear, im on the case
Piano girl or Guitar girl?
W:
ill look for a girl for you
and you look for a girl exactly like Alicia Keys for me
H:
what if she’s not a piano girl?
but a guitar girl?
that ok?
W:
hahaha as long as she sings and looks exactly like alicia keys
sure why not.. nobodys perfect..
except Alicia Keys..
.. and of course Jesus
and not alicia keys
but close.. in a girly way..
but only in looks, personality, soul, and musical talent..
