November 2011
1 post
Taylor Swift, the beginning and end of all...
E: taylor swift is CUUUUTTTTTEEEE!!! ok thats all….
September 2010
3 posts
Studying as Don Draper
H: hrm.. where should i go to study today..
W: borders to hit on those pretty girls who come in to study wow them like Abed acting like Don Draper from Mad Men
OR .. you could just go up to them and go ‘Hello Ladies.. the name’s H and I’m a UCLA grad student working on my thesis.. it’s on the topic of pheromone attraction on studious females in public places… how am...
Rachel Bilson
W:I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW RACHEL BILSON IS BACK IN HIMYM SOOOOO HOT
patience young one..
H: i want to be done so i can just find a job and work blah
C: hahaha one step at a time i want to get married but u don’t see me getting impatient do u? well don’t answer that
August 2010
2 posts
fobby dating
w: oh btw my friend just msged me.. said he started up a new dating site hahahahahhaha you should check it out www.sayharro.com lol hilarious
h: sounds like a fobby dating site for fobs there’s an appeal guys or girls that want a dashing international man/girl of mystery
Pros vs Cons
H: hrm.. My life would seem brighter if i stuck around have something to do.. if there’s anything to do.. i feel like Ted i need to pull out Pros and Cons notepad
W: lol pros is that you have would have money to get nice clothes and mack out.. get a hot girl at some club some christian club i mean have a family and live happily ever after
H: cons would be to die a horrible death faking...
July 2010
2 posts
5 tags
The REAL Solution
H: last night my internet went out and was wondering… if it happened to other ppl too
W: hah.. maybe cuz of the earthquake? Is it still out?
H: no its fine it happened like at 12:34 last night
W: hah.. wow..thats specific.. you could always call yer isp
H: yeah i’m reading the support forum they really like “I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience”
W: hah
H:...
3 tags
Piano girl or Guitar girl?
W:
ill look for a girl for you and you look for a girl exactly like Alicia Keys for me
H:
what if she’s not a piano girl? but a guitar girl? that ok?
W:
hahaha as long as she sings and looks exactly like alicia keys sure why not.. nobodys perfect..
except Alicia Keys.. .. and of course Jesus and not alicia keys but close.. in a girly way.. but only in looks, personality, soul, and...