September 29, 2010

Studying as Don Draper

H: hrm.. where should i go to study today..

W: borders
to hit on those pretty girls who come in to study
wow them like Abed acting like Don Draper from Mad Men

OR .. you could just go up to them and go ‘Hello Ladies.. the name’s H and I’m a UCLA grad student working on my thesis.. it’s on the topic of pheromone attraction on studious females in public places… how am i doing?
lol
“Maybe you ladies could help me out with some.. field study work.. >WiNk<” 

H: wow….

W: and then offer them a cigarette
hahahaa