The REAL Solution
H: last night my internet went out
and was wondering… if it happened to other ppl too
W: hah.. maybe cuz of the earthquake?
Is it still out?
H: no its fine it happened like at 12:34 last night
W: hah.. wow..thats specific..
you could always call yer isp
H: yeah
i’m reading the support forum
they really like “I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience”
W: hah
H: its working this morning
but yeah i’m at work now so it doesnt matter
W: u know what the real solution is?
you need a girlfriend..
see.. if you had a girlfriend..
you wouldnt be at home to notice this lack of internet hubbub
you’d be out, being happy with the girl of your dreams.. thats the REAL solution
: )
see now i’ve taken it on myself to fix your internet problems for you by finding you a girl
hahaha i dunno.. strange things happen when you have a girlfriend
never fear, im on the case
